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Comments: Hey Bob! Your local computer geek saying Happy New Year! Nice web site! ;) |
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Comments: You still owe my a drink, funny man. I'll see you at Cool Jerk's on New Year's Eve. Keep them laughing, sweetie! |
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Comments: You are hillarious! Adam and all the guys at Fairchild AFB had a blast looking over your web site, I'm sure it will be the source of many laughs for Adam during his upcoming deployment. Thanks for that. I can't wait to make it out to one of your shows!! Congrats Bob! |
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Comments: I heard you were making jokes about my wife. err. I mean about some government oficals in Washington. Those were not funny. How is my wife, err.. a women ever going to get into the white house if you keep talking about her like that? Well, I guess I already had a women in the white house- know what I mean? well keep up the good work... uhhhhh... I mean stop that...... Oh, yeah - fire Millen... |
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Comments: I love you, which you know as well. I am soooo proud of you... Keep'em laughing!! |
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Comments: Haven't herd back from you. Sitting here in the oval twiddling my thumbs. can't get into work today. Rummy stopped by this morning and called me an idiot. Apperently they saw my emales to you. He said I couldn't spill worth a damn and should be ashamed of myself. You know anything about defense... maybe you could replace him. Anyways, the real reason for my post is that I'm having some trouble in the sack. My boys tell me your quite the ladies man and I was wondering if you'd tried that blue pill thing - Vigagrow or sumthing I think. Any other tips on ticklin the old Bushie fancy would also be appreciated. Never had any problems in the old daze... booze made me bold, 'coure that's a thing of the past (wink, wink) ((just between you and me -nashnul security)). Really would appreciate a response to my posts - bored out of my mind here in the oval - really need some new friends. hopefully your pal, GWB |
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Comments: Hey, cchecked out the rest of the sight. Loved the page with me on it. Me and you at your fasilitees... I remember you guys, your doing wonders with those chickens. Just make sure you watch out for this burd flew thing... its a reel pain in my ass right now... probably just a crock of shit dreamed up by the commys! Also, how the heck did you get the picture of me in the yale swimming pool... if I didnt like you so much I'd sue YOUR ass. Hey, no hard feelins... I was wasted when they took it... passed out in the dorm later and they shaved my balls and eybrows (just between you and me... cant get out.... nashnul security and all that). Any way, have to sign off. Got a big day tomorrow or sumthing keeping the world safe. I'm kicking ass and taking numbers my man! GW |
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Comments: Ah hell... it wusnt Dick, it was Laura with that life size foam core cutout she uses to scare the you know what out of me. I don't think it's funny but she really laughs when I pee myself. Anyways, can you believe it... I forgot to put my full email address in the last couple of time... not good at this komputer stuff! Look, screw Dick and Rummy, let's get together at the ranch and punch some dogies. Although, you need to be careful 'cuz I broke my wrist the first time I tried it. It was a bitch hiding that from the public. Dick almost broke the other one when he found out and called me some really bad names... said I didn't know cows from a horses ass. Let me tell you... I know a horses ass when I see on. So forget the suburburn, I'll send the chopper for you - can we land on your roof... give the neyburs a show? I want to know what this neyburs gone wild thing is all about. Keep this under wraps... nashnul security and all that. Kepp up the good work. GW |
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Comments: Bob, please disreguard my last emale. Dick was very unhappy. He said I shouldn't have contacted you this way as it is not a sequre medium... whatever that means. Any way, he scared the shit out of me.. has a real temper. Ahhh shit, here he comes again... he's gonna kick my |
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Comments: Dear Bob, have seen tapes of your work. Dick and I laughed our bad asses of and even Laura cracked a smile or too. Jennea thinks your hot. I had a couple of my boys stake you out for a few days and, apart from locking yourself out of your house, you seem pretty clean. I want you as my poster boy to promote my policies going forward. Dick and Rummy think you can do a lot to get my numbers back up! Look for a big black sububurn out in front of your house next week and don't worry when 3 guys wearing sunglasses force you into it at gunpoint... just part of the act. See you at the White House my man. Oh yeah, where do you get your suits? Best, GWB |
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Comments: Bob, I would never have pegged you as an adult suckler... but when you took off the suit and pranced about in that ohh so cute little diaper, I was sooooooo turned on. Thanks for everything that night! PS. My nipples STILL hurt. Bambi |
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Comments: love your suit. great mc. your really good on your feet. |
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Comments: if your so funny why haven't i herd of you??? |
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Comments: Fire Millen. |
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Comments: Let me know the next time you play Gary Field's in K-Zoo. I'll bring the crowd. Marcie wants to see you again... |
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