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This is the page where I put stuff that makes me laugh. It isn't for everyone.

 

 

Dubya and Yours Truly

The guy behind George's head is a Secret Service agent. While George seemed to like the joke I told him, the Secret Service guy was unamused.  

  

 

So I'm at this golf outing, and the guest of honor was Bill Walton, former NBA center. I suck at golf, and I hacked my way through

18 miserable holes over 5 1/2 hours. But the day wasn't a complete waste, as I got this great picture with the former NBA legend.

I'm kind of a jerk for posting this picture, because Bill was a nice guy, but he was obviously very excited about something and didn't realize how his package would show up in the photo. I did, and that's why I was laughing my ass off while the photographer shot the pic.

 

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I’m probably going to get booed for this one, but  Bob Hope said exactly one funny thing in his hundred-year career.

Here it is. 

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Michael Moore, scion of the Liberal set, shown here demonstrating what his followers can do when they find out he's worth over $20 million dollars.  It's good to be wealthy. It's good to be successful. Just don't paint yourself as a Man of the People. Especially when you look like a Manatee.

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I took this picture with my cell phone on I-275, on my way to Toledo. It made me laugh. I mean, seriously, carrying a big yellow ladder on the roof of your van. That's just krazy.

 

 

 

More Highway Hijinx. I took this photo on the way to a shitty one-nighter in Ohio. I'd love to hear how their receptionist answers the phone: Good Morning. Schwing!

 

 

 

This is India. It's where you call when you have a technical problem with your computer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The show sucked, but the after-party was awesome.

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My all-time favorite picture. This was sent to me by the Captain of a munitions resupply ship. The ship goes all over the world, making sure our guys have what they need to fight. At the time this picture was taken the ship was in the Persian Gulf. I know the Captain well. He's a hell of a guy. And I can't tell you how cool it is knowing that this 2,000 lb. Bunker Buster with my name on it just might be the one that takes out Bin Laden, Zawahiri, or any of those other murderous scumbags. Thanks for the picture, Cap. Keep doing your thing.

 

 

Okay. You don't have to tell me twice.

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I ate it in Baghdad. They hate me in the tribal areas. And the Taliban heckled me mercilessly. Goodnight Islamabad!

 

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Good doggies. Michael Vick is a tool. I guess he got two years in prison for killing his dogs. That's like 14 in dog years, so that's cool.

 

 My favorite cartoon.